Church of the Wrong God

Frequently Asked Questions

If God was already perfect, why did He create humans? Was He lonely?

No, perfect beings can't be lonely because that would mean that something is missing, and God is complete as-is. God created the Earth, stars, bacteria and humans to impress an even bigger, more perfect God.

Why does the Devil bother batting God? Hasn't he read the bible? Doesn't he know that his fight is pointless? And why doesn't the all-powerful god just smite the devil? And why did God create the devil to begin with?

Jesus, you have a lot of questions.

If all the non-believers and sinners go to Hell and all the boring, uptight people go to Heaven, wouldn't Hell be a better place to spend eternity? I mean, Elvis, Einstein and Chuck Berry are waiting for me in Hell.

Yes, but wouldn't you rather spend an eternity with Pete Hegseth?

Did God have non-consensual sex with Mary and give birth to himself and then worship himself? And is the Holy Ghost part of God, like a God-elbow or a God-bunion?

If you are asking if God is a mother-fucking rapist and an occultist, you are stuck in the morality of humans. God can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Do we need a god to act morally? My cousin Jim is the nicest person I've ever met and he doesn't believe in a god.

Morality isn't about doing nice things; it's about obedience to the Church and its leaders. We can't have free-agents going around helping people. What is your cousin's address? We will pay him a "visit."